Wilderness Jokes

What do you call LeVar Burton that survived months of being lost in the wilderness?

Geordi La Forage

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What do you call an actor who has given up civilized life and gone to live in the wilderness?

Will Feral. Edit: I tried

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What do you call LeVar Burton that survived months of being lost in the wilderness?

Geordi La Forage

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