Wilderness Jokes

What do you call LeVar Burton that survived months of being lost in the wilderness?

Geordi La Forage

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What do you call an actor who has given up civilized life and gone to live in the wilderness?

Will Feral. Edit: I tried

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Actor Jokes More Actor Jokes

What do you call a parody when the actors are unaware it's satire?

Politics.

Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

Testament Jokes More Testament Jokes

What will Gene Wilder's last will and testament will say?

YOU GET NOTHING! Yeah I'm going to hell.

Why do North Korean officials are always seen holding a notebook and a pen when they're near Kim Jong Un?

They're writing their last will and testament.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

How the hell should I know?

Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest."

What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ?

A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

How was your trip to Israel?

This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".

Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

Le Var Burton Jokes More Le Var Burton Jokes

Why does LeVar Burton not like to travel by airplane?

He usually flies twice as high.

What do you call LeVar Burton that survived months of being lost in the wilderness?

Geordi La Forage

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did the lion lose at poker?

He was playing with a cheetah.

What's the similarity between Divorce and tornados in the Midwest?

Someone's losing their trailer

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve?

I haven't seen you for a year!

How many years before we forget if 9/11 was in '00 or '01?

15 or 16

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What kind of elephants live in Antartica ?

Cold ones !

What's the difference between people on Reddit and dead people?

Dead people had lives.