Wilderness Jokes

What do you call LeVar Burton that survived months of being lost in the wilderness?

Geordi La Forage

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What do you call an actor who has given up civilized life and gone to live in the wilderness?

Will Feral. Edit: I tried

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What do you call LeVar Burton that survived months of being lost in the wilderness?

Geordi La Forage

Why does LeVar Burton not like to travel by airplane?

He usually flies twice as high.

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What do you call a grandma that know martial arts?

A grandmartial artist. I apologise for any lost brain cells.

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Mourning wood

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What are Gene Wilder and David Bowie getting for Christmas this year?

Betty White.

What will Gene Wilder's last will and testament will say?

YOU GET NOTHING! Yeah I'm going to hell.

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Every time someone tries to give him Shelter, he rejects it.

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Try picking them up !

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What's a rabbi's favorite type of bar?

It's sure as hell not a bar-mitzvah, those things are expensive.

What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

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Which actor is resting in pieces?

Alan RIPman

Why's Guantanamo Bay full of actors?

Because they all shot pilots.

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What will Gene Wilder's last will and testament will say?

YOU GET NOTHING! Yeah I'm going to hell.

Why do North Korean officials are always seen holding a notebook and a pen when they're near Kim Jong Un?

They're writing their last will and testament.