What are Gene Wilder and David Bowie getting for Christmas this year?

Betty White.

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Why didn't the string get anything for Christmas?

Because he was knotty!

What did Jamal get for Christmas?

Your Bike

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How many seconds are in a year?

12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc

What do you call the statistics for the total amount of waste produced by the US this year?

Gross

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What are Gene Wilder and David Bowie getting for Christmas this year?

Betty White.

What will Gene Wilder's last will and testament will say?

YOU GET NOTHING! Yeah I'm going to hell.

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What do you call a David Bowie tribute band made up of astro-arachnologists?

The Spiders from Mars :(

What is the Hamburglar's favorite David Bowie song?

Rebel Rebel!