What are Gene Wilder and David Bowie getting for Christmas this year?

Betty White.

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What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas?

Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.

What happens to all the unsold christmas trees?

A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every christmas tree salesperson does the trees

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Why didn't the rope get any presents this year?

He was very knotty.

What's your new years resolution?

Mine's 1920x1080.

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What are Gene Wilder and David Bowie getting for Christmas this year?

Betty White.

What will Gene Wilder's last will and testament will say?

YOU GET NOTHING! Yeah I'm going to hell.

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What did David Bowie want for Christmas?

Carrie Fisher.

Who's there? Alan Rickman and David Bowie. Alan Rickman and David Bowie who?

Alan Rickman and David Bowie have both died recently.