What are Gene Wilder and David Bowie getting for Christmas this year?

Betty White.

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What did Santa get the day after Christmas?

Diabetes

What did Pitbull ask for Christmas?

Dolly.

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Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year?

Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.

What do you want for your birthday this year?

Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring.

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What will Gene Wilder's last will and testament will say?

YOU GET NOTHING! Yeah I'm going to hell.

What are Gene Wilder and David Bowie getting for Christmas this year?

Betty White.

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What does David Bowie get at the supermarket?

Can-cer

What do you call a David Bowie tribute band made up of astro-arachnologists?

The Spiders from Mars :(