Why is a firetruck red?

You'd be red too if you had your hose stretched that far

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Why are fire trucks red?

You would be too if someone was pulling on your hose all day.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons?

Hose A and Hose B

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Why is a firetruck red?

You'd be red too if you had your hose stretched that far

How do you stretch your back?

I don't know." **shrugs*