Why is a firetruck red?

You'd be red too if you had your hose stretched that far

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What's the difference between a gardener and a pimp?

A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.

What do you call two Mexicans on a firetruck?

Hose A and Hose B.

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What kind of stretches does a pencil do?

Ticondeyoga

What are the chances you know an Olympic gymnast??

A stretch