Why is a firetruck red?

You'd be red too if you had your hose stretched that far

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Why did the pimp's garden dry up and die?

Because all of his hose had kinks.

What did Carlos the fireman name his twin newborn sons?

Jose and Hose B.

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Why is a firetruck red?

You'd be red too if you had your hose stretched that far

What are the chances you know an Olympic gymnast??

A stretch