Why is a firetruck red?

You'd be red too if you had your hose stretched that far

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Hose Jokes More Hose Jokes

What do you call two Mexicans on a firetruck?

Hose A and Hose B.

Why couldn't the fireman put out the fire?

Because his hose was in a different area code.

Stretch Jokes More Stretch Jokes

Why was the tree stretching?

So it could be timber!

How do you stretch your back?

I don't know." **shrugs*