Why was the tree stretching?

So it could be timber!

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do Trees and Dogs have in common?

Bark.

How does an elephant climb a tree?

A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

Timber Jokes More Timber Jokes

Who said "Shiver me timbers!" on the ghost ship?

The skeleton crew.

Why was the tree stretching?

So it could be timber!

Stretch Jokes More Stretch Jokes

What are the chances you know an Olympic gymnast??

A stretch

Why was the tree stretching?

So it could be timber!