Why was the tree stretching?

So it could be timber!

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What's the difference between a leper and a tree?

A tree has limbs.

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

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What does a lesbian pirate say?

Scissor me timbers!

Who said "Shiver me timbers!" on the ghost ship?

The skeleton crew.

Stretch Jokes More Stretch Jokes

What are the chances you know an Olympic gymnast??

A stretch

Why was the tree stretching?

So it could be timber!