Why was the tree stretching?

So it could be timber!

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What kind of tree smells like bacon?

Original ) A Porcupine!

What did the tree say to autumn?

Leaf me alone.

Timber Jokes More Timber Jokes

What does a ship say when it is cold?

Shiver me timbers!

Who said "Shiver me timbers!" on the ghost ship?

The skeleton crew.

Stretch Jokes More Stretch Jokes

Why is a firetruck red?

You'd be red too if you had your hose stretched that far

What are the chances you know an Olympic gymnast??

A stretch