Why was the tree stretching?

So it could be timber!

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How did the lumberjack keep his business from falling behind when all the trees ran out?

By moving faux wood. Rimshot

Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade

Timber Jokes More Timber Jokes

What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!

What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend?

Scissor me timbers

Stretch Jokes More Stretch Jokes

Why is a firetruck red?

You'd be red too if you had your hose stretched that far

Why was the tree stretching?

So it could be timber!