Why was the tree stretching?

So it could be timber!

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Who lands first?

The Italian. The black is tied to the tree.

What does Johnny Depp say when cutting down trees?

TIMBUUUUUUUURTON

Timber Jokes More Timber Jokes

What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend?

Scissor me timbers

What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!

Stretch Jokes More Stretch Jokes

How do you stretch your back?

I don't know." **shrugs*

What are the chances you know an Olympic gymnast??

A stretch