Why was the tree stretching?

So it could be timber!

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How are lawyers and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from a tree

Why do Hippies love Didgeridoo?

It is as close as they can get to making love to a tree.

Timber Jokes More Timber Jokes

What do you call Tinder for an amputee?

Timber

What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend?

Scissor me timbers

Stretch Jokes More Stretch Jokes

What are the chances you know an Olympic gymnast??

A stretch

Why was the tree stretching?

So it could be timber!