Who said "Shiver me timbers!" on the ghost ship?

The skeleton crew.

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What did one lesbian pirate say to the other?

Scissor me timbers!

What do you call Tinder for an amputee?

Timber

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Why was everyone shivering at the inauguration?

Because it's a cold day in hell....

What does a ship say when it is cold?

Shiver me timbers!

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Who said "Shiver me timbers!" on the ghost ship?

The skeleton crew.

Why did the necromancer fail to meet his quarterly sales goal?

He ran his business on a skeleton crew.