Same as now - in photos and mirrors," I replied
More than 1,000
It only takes one nail to hang a photo
she said. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest 10 " She raised her eyebrows and said, "OK..." I said, "Zero."
A construction site
Ma'am that's the cover of Vogue
My Wife... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
Not sure", replies the fellow, "But you have got to try-a-lil'-bite!"
Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?
