Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs time?

Same as now - in photos and mirrors," I replied

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Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs time?

Same as now - in photos and mirrors," I replied

How many photos of Kanye West do you suppose Kanye West has on his phone?

More than 1,000

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How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$?

He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.

What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

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Why should you never disturb a mirror?

Because they are always reflecting.

Why did the invisible man look in the mirror?

To make sure he still wasn't there.

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How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

he proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!! XD