Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs time?

Same as now - in photos and mirrors," I replied

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Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

How many photos of Kanye West do you suppose Kanye West has on his phone?

More than 1,000

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Why do black cats never shave ?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas !

Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9. I'll see myself out.

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How much for the mirror?

Ma'am that's the cover of Vogue

What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10?

The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror

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How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.

Why is that, doc?

He replied, "I'm trying to examine you."