Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs time?

Same as now - in photos and mirrors," I replied

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Whats the difference between Jesus and his photo?

It takes only one nail to hang the photo

Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

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What do you call a group of 10 insects that live in a housing complex?

Tenants

What do you call 10 black guys playing basketball ball?

Three on three.

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How do you react when looking in the mirror?

You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.

How can you double your money?

Look at it in a mirror.

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How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson."

How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

he proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."