Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs time?

Same as now - in photos and mirrors," I replied

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Why are photos in Latvia always such good quality?

There's no such thing as potato quality there.

How does Big Boss store his photos?

On a Solid Snake Drive 120 gb sorry :

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What do you rate Megan Fox out of 10?

Friend: 9 Me: 9? I'll give her one..

What do you get when you cross 10 sodium particles with the Dark Knight?

Nananananananananana BATMAN!

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What is the best part about taking a shower?

Not being able to see yourself in the mirror afterward.

What did the bookshelf say when it looked in the mirror?

I can see my shelf"

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When asked, 'Are you Twittering?

if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.

Why, doc?

And the doctor replies, "Because I'm examining you!"