How do crows know what time is it?

They have the knights watch .

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What did the lesbian rattlesnake say to Hillary after they finished making love?

You know, they're right . . . we do taste like chicken!"

What did the Black owner of the BMW do to deserve jail?

You mean, black people have to DO something to deserve jail p.s I know I am going dowwwnn for this

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did the guy who got fired for always being late say?

It was just a matter of time.

What did the mommy broom say to the baby broom?

Time to go to sweep.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What do a slinky and your mother in law have in common?

They're both fun to watch tumble down stairs.

How do you make Ben Carson yell?

Watch a movie with him.

Crow Jokes More Crow Jokes

How do crows know what time is it?

They have the knights watch .

What do you call a bird that has been molested?

Rustled Crow

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

Why did the horse miss the joust?

He had the knight off!

Why were the early days of history called the Dark Ages?

There were many knights.