How do crows know what time is it?

They have the knights watch .

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How does an Alabama girl know shes in for a crazy night?

Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.

How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar?

Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Who's there ! B-2 ! B-2 who ?

B-2 school on time !

Why do asian parents give their children short names?

More time on tests.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?

Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"

Why did Negan watch Arrested Development?

Someone told him there were two Lucilles

Crow Jokes More Crow Jokes

What does a crow with a cold sound like?

Caw-ph, Caw-ph, caw-ph.

What do you call a crow who repairs time pieces?

A bird watcher.

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King Arthur?

Sir Lunchalot.

What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?

A Sir conference.