How do crows know what time is it?

They have the knights watch .

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How many groupies does it take to change a light-bulb?

None, they all know someone that does it for them.

Who was the hide-and-seek champion of 2005?

Nobody knows, they haven't found him yet.

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What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

What do you call a super kind man who spends too much time on the beach?

A tangent

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What's the difference between my bike and your mom?

Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.

What do ghosts watch if they want to relax?

Skelly-vision!

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Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.

Why did the crow go to the gym?

To work on his caw strength.

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What is the type of conference that brings together knights and mathematicians?

A

How did I win a Super Smash Bros. Brawl Tournament?

I met a knight