How do crows know what time is it?

They have the knights watch .

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many Viet Nam vets does it take to change a light bulb?

You don't know? That's right, you know, because you weren't there, man!

How does a fish always know how much they weigh?

Because they have their own scales!

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why did the girl sit on her watch?

She wanted to be on time.

Why did a kid get arrested for taking a home made clock into school?

Sounds like he had already done the... time

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Why does it take so long for a pro-lifer to screw in a lightbulb?

They love to watch mistakes being made.

Where's Finnick?

Odair he is! Obligatory: My brother told this to me while watching Mockingjay P2.

Crow Jokes More Crow Jokes

What lives in a tree and is dangerous?

A crow with a machine gun.

What do you call the Lord Commander of the Night's Watch voting?

Counting Crows

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

What weapon is most feared by knights?

A can opener.

What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!