Why do asian parents give their children short names?

More time on tests.

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MC Escher

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A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.

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me: define "child"

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I thought Asian women couldn't drive &amp#3232&amp#3232

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He tested positive for Coke.

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Why can't two Asian parents have a Caucasian baby?

Two Wongs don't make a white

Why do asian parents give their children short names?

More time on tests.