Why do asian parents give their children short names?

More time on tests.

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Why did the idiot have his sundial floodlit ?

So he could tell the time at night !

Why do rednecks love fall?

Because it's the only time of year they can pump kin.

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What are children generally better at then adults?

Giving the pope an errection

What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital?

Oy vey!"

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Why do Asian parents never have a white baby?

Cause two Wongs don't make a white

Why are asians bad at football?

They are always going the Wong way.

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Why can't animals take tests?

Too many cheetahs!!!!

Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop?

To Test a Mint

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Why do asian parents give their children short names?

More time on tests.

What about Fergdudaughter?

Must have Asian parents.