How many liberals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they'll ask for $15 an hour.

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How many rioters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Don't be stupid, rioters can't change anything.

How many honest politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

All three of them.

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Only one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.

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Only one but 200 applied for the job.

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What did the snake say when another asked him the time ?

Don't asp me !

What's the difference between Rihanna and Britney Spears?

Britney asked to be hit one more time..

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How do you brainwash a liberal?

Give him an enema

What's the difference between a racist and a liberal?

Gullibility

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How many liberals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they'll ask for $15 an hour.