How many liberals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they'll ask for $15 an hour.

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How many Brexiters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Woah woah woah... I never said there was a lightbulb!

How mani Iowa citizens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number

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How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: So who wants to know Why do *you* want to know Are you a cop

Why don't Americans like their dollar coin?

They're afraid of change.

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When my girlfriend asks "mom, what are you doing!?

I reply "Taxes."

What's the difference between Rihanna and Britney Spears?

Britney asked to be hit one more time..

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Where do you find a liberal at a convention?

In the far left corner!

What's the difference between a racist and a liberal?

Gullibility

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How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

How many liberals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they'll ask for $15 an hour.