Just one, but they'll ask for $15 an hour.
None. They just blame feminism for the darkness.
Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and another to sing about all the good times they had with the lightbulb.
Ten. One to change it and nine to downvote for no reason.
None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.
A: Tea Rex
I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"
A bigot is anyone winning an argument with a liberal.
They are always asking for change.
Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?
