How many liberals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they'll ask for $15 an hour.

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Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"

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About 1 thousand Iraqis.

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What's your favorite kind of music?

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What do you call 1,000 liberals at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.

How many liberals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they'll ask for $15 an hour.

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How many liberals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they'll ask for $15 an hour.