How many liberals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they'll ask for $15 an hour.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

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How many PETA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't change anything.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't bother, you can find lutfisk in the dark.

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Why was Gollum executed at a bar in Iraq?

Because he asked for Ice-es

What did the grocery store owner say to the customer that asked him if he sold tires?

He shrugged and said, "I've got asparagus."

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Where do you find a liberal at a convention?

In the far left corner!

How do you know when a liberal is really dead?

A: His heart stops bleeding.

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How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

How many liberals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they'll ask for $15 an hour.