Just one, but they'll ask for $15 an hour.
A: None: Taureans don't like to change anything.
None. They can't climb the ladder.
A: None. They have a machine that does that now.
A: It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.
asks the desk lady. "I'm addicted to quack."
asks the dermatologist. "Sorry, it's a inside joke." replies the surgeon.
Nobody knows, they've never tried.
Triggered
Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?