How many ISIS mercenaries does it take to change a light bulb?

None stupid crusader, that's a job for the hostages!

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

How many black women does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.

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How many McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.

How many Black Lives Matters protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.

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How does someone stop ISIS?

Change their name to past tense, WASWAS.

What does the ISIS donkey say?

Jihaaaad

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How can that help in this job?

You do the math"

Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.