How many ISIS mercenaries does it take to change a light bulb?

None stupid crusader, that's a job for the hostages!

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How many performance artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, I left early.

How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb ?

One

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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years

How many Super Sayains does it take to change a light bulb?

Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!

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What would you call ISIS after they've been eliminated?

WASWAS.

What do Lena Dunham & ISIS have in common ?

They both love stoning women.

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Why didn't the bunny get the job as a marsupial?

He wasn't koalafied!

Why was the teenage girl fired from her job at the casino?

Because SHE JUST CAN'T DEAL