How many Hipsters does it take to change a light bulb?

it's this really obscure number. You've probably never even heard of it. No big deal.

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What's wrong with a chameleon that can't change colors?

He has a reptile dysfunction.

How many stockholders does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.

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How many dads does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to put it in and one to complain that he never screws anything anymore.

How many controlled oposition does it take to change a light bulb?

None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.

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What's the big deal?

It's not like I did it on porpoise!

What's the big deal about jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...