What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper?

A real mess on your hands.

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What kind of a battery does Dj Khaled use?

A Li-ion battery.

How do you know when to use "fridge" or "refrigerator"?

Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.

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What's blue and sits on the toilet?

A policeman doing his duty!

What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper?

A real mess on your hands.

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What's the best way to save on toilet paper?

Slow your roll.

Why is toilet paper no good for wrapping presents?

Cos it's tear-able.

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What did Mitt Romney say to C3P0?

Threepio, hand me those binders, willya

What do you call an Italian with no hands?

Mute

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What do you call a black guy at college?

A miracle. Edit: I've hidden this post as I realized it was stupid and too offensive. I'm sorry, it was overly racist.

What's your favorite joke appropriate for a 6-8 year old?

I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!