What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper?

A real mess on your hands.

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Why is Oliver North like Kraang?

They both love using the shredder.

Why did the pet owner get upset with his parrot?

because he was using too much fowl language

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Where does Sean Connery sit?

In the toilet.

What was Tigger doing in the toilet?

Looking for Pooh.

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What does German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer call it when he takes a dump and there is nothing on the toilet paper after wiping?

A clean sheet.

What s the difference between toilet paper and toast?

Toast is brown on both sides.

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What do a brick and I have in common?

We both get laid by hand.

How do you mute an Italian?

Tie up their hands.

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How did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.

What did the man say when he realized the boy who asked him out was an orphan?

No home oh