What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper?

A real mess on your hands.

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How does a plant walk?

It uses a plant stand.

What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

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What did they find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

Why do people point at their wrist when asking for the time?

Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

How do you cook toilet paper?

You brown it on one side

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How did pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

What's the cruelest curse to wish upon a single guy?

I wish his hands were made of stone."

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Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.