What does the president of Russia call his toilet?

Vladimir's Poo Tin

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What does the president of Russia call his toilet?

Vladimir's Poo Tin

What's the definition of perfect pitch?

A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.

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Why couldn't the American leave Russia?

He was snowden

Who doesn't like Turkey?

Russia.

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What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently?

Americas already got two running for president.

How do you get elected president of my pants?

By the vote of the Erectional College...

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What's Vladimir's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz

What did Vladimir name his member?

Put-in. (In a Russian accent)