What does the president of Russia call his toilet?

Vladimir's Poo Tin

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What's blue and sits on the toilet?

A policeman doing his duty!

How do you call an American that hasn't gone to the toilet in 7 days?

An American full of himself.

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How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house?

She didn't, it was just an Aleutian.

Why can't the NSA leaker leave Russia?

Because he's Snow'd-in!

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What's white, located in washington and has a president within it?

Monica Lewinsky's teeth.

Why is Hillary running for President?

Because it's easier than running from the law.

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Why did Vladimir fall off his bike?

He was rushin

What does the president of Russia call his toilet?

Vladimir's Poo Tin