What does the president of Russia call ...

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What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!

When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.

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Why didn't The Cold War happen?

Russia kept Stalin it

What does the president of Russia call his toilet?

Vladimir's Poo Tin

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What would you call the easter egg roll if Bernie Sanders became president?

Weekend at Bernie's.

Who lives in the green house?

Me: I don't know Her: The green guy! Who lives in the red house? Me: The red guy Her: Yes! Who lives in the blue house? Me: The blue guy Her: Yeah! Who lives in the yellow house? Me: The yellow guy Her: Who lives in the white house? Now since I've heard this "riddle" before, I knew the trick answer. I was ready to answer The President! when my uncle blurted out: The black guy!!

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Why did Vladimir fall off his bike?

He was rushin

Why wasn't Vladimir late?

He was Russian.