What does the president of Russia call his toilet?

Vladimir's Poo Tin

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What does a programmer do in the toilet?

A log dump!

What did Ghandi say when he was in the toilet?

I'm having a movement"

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Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter?

He'll be Snowden.

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How does a blonde man get really rich,stupid and a candidate for president ?

small loan of 100 million dollars

Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

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What do you call a Russian, homophobic, golfer?

Vladimir Putting

What is Vladimir's computer always doing?

ComPutin