What does the president of Russia call his toilet?

Vladimir's Poo Tin

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Why do we call it toilet paper?

Does anyone wipe their toilet with it

Why did the toilet make a joke about the balls?

It was low hanging fruit.

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Why didn't The Cold War happen?

Russia kept Stalin it

Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

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How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.

Why is Hillary running for President?

Because it's easier than running from the law.

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What do you call a Russian, homophobic, golfer?

Vladimir Putting

What did Vladimir name his member?

Put-in. (In a Russian accent)