What does the president of Russia call his toilet?

Vladimir's Poo Tin

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How do you call an American that hasn't gone to the toilet in 7 days?

An American full of himself.

Why was tigger looking down the toilet?

Because he was looking for Pooh!

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Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter?

He'll be Snowden.

Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

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Which President had the shortest term?

Grover Cleveland. He was the twenty second President.

Which president was least guilty?

Lincoln, because he is in a cent.

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What does the president of Russia call his toilet?

Vladimir's Poo Tin

What did Vladimir name his member?

Put-in. (In a Russian accent)