What does the president of Russia call his toilet?

Vladimir's Poo Tin

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What did the toilet say to the pee?

urine

What did Spock find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

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Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

Who fills in for the president of Russia when he's on leave?

Deputin

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What do call the President of Russia with an upset stomach?

Vladimir Poopin

What does it take to be a president?

Nothing

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What's Vladimir's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz

Why wasn't Vladimir late?

He was Russian.