Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

Previous Random Joke Next

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did UK say while leaving?

It's not EU, it's me

Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.

Snowden Jokes More Snowden Jokes

Why can't Edward leave Russia?

He's Snowden.

Why was the NSA computer programmer late for work?

Because he got Snowden

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

What did Russia say to Ukraine after the conflict was over?

Cry me a peninsula.

What is Russia's current Anthem?

A. "Putin on the Blitz"

Edward Jokes More Edward Jokes

Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Why didn't Edward get on the plane?

Cause it was snowed-in.