Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

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What does weed and your girlfriend have in common?

They both leave me sticky fingers. 7

What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

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Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.

Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden

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What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

How do you see countries neighboring Russia?

Ukraine your neck.

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Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

Why is Edward still in Russia?

He's Snowden.