Why do dogs run in circles ?

Because its hard to run in squares !

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog who digs up ancient artifacts?

A Barkeologist.

Where did the dog find her husband?

At the Groomers!

Hard Jokes More Hard Jokes

What's the hardest part of a vegetable?

The Wheelchair

What is the hardest part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair. sorry

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why the hell are Zach Braff, Zach Galifianakis & Zac Efron not running around Hollywood as the "Zach Pack"?

This needs to happen.

What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

Square Jokes More Square Jokes

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

What happened to Sponge Bob Square Pants when he broke up with his girlfriend?

He went back to square one....

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

What is grosser that gross?

Ten naked men running around in a circle and the first one stops.

What did the pencil say to the sharpener?

Stop going in circles and get to the point.