Because its hard to run in squares !
Decepticondoms.
With a Ruff IRA.
Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven
My erection.
Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite
Generally people who have at least a basic understanding of grammar.
You're outta line!
In a circle.
Nail its other hand to the floor.