Why do dogs run in circles ?

Because its hard to run in squares !

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What type of dog is always amazed?

A Chi-WOW!-ua

What's the top selling book of all time in Korea?

101 Ways to Wok Your Dog

Hard Jokes More Hard Jokes

What's the hardest part of making monster soup?

Stirring it.

What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?

Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why is learning English confusing when you're camping?

Because running is past tents.

Why can you only ran through a campground and not run?

Because it's past tents.

Square Jokes More Square Jokes

What did the Circle say to the Square on the bus?

Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!"

What did the square say to the triangle?

You're outta line!

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?

A: A dope ring.

Why did the dog run in circles?

He was a watchdog and needed winding.