Why do dogs run in circles ?

Because its hard to run in squares !

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What kind of dog should you get a spanish speaker?

A spaniel.

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

Hard Jokes More Hard Jokes

What do you call it when a black guy gets a hard on?

The Dark Knight Rises

Whats the hardest part of cooking a potato?

Signing the legal guardian paperwork

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians

What kind of Fuel does the Iron Giant run on?

Vin Diesel!

Square Jokes More Square Jokes

Why do dogs run in circles ?

Because its hard to run in squares !

What did the square say to the root?

Radical"

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

Why did the dog run in circles?

He was a watchdog and needed winding.

How do you make a Chinese man no longer Asian?

Just spin him around in circles until he's disoriented