Why do dogs run in circles ?

Because its hard to run in squares !

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

What do you call a dog with short legs and steel balls?

Sparky

Hard Jokes More Hard Jokes

What's the hardest part about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

What is the hardest part about sky diving?

The ground.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the man say when he ran out of clothes?

Oh dear, it seems I'm shirt on clothes.

Why don't orphans play baseball?

They have no home to run to

Square Jokes More Square Jokes

How do you deal with radical Islamists?

You square them.

What did the square say to the triangle?

You're outta line!

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles?

A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.