Why do dogs run in circles ?

Because its hard to run in squares !

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What is she?

Me: A dog. Duh. Neighbor...

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?

A wet nose.

Hard Jokes More Hard Jokes

What is the hardest part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair. sorry

What is the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How do you know if a redneck girl is a virgin?

See if she can run faster than her brothers.

Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.

Square Jokes More Square Jokes

Why didn't the waffle go to the pancake party?

He was a square.

What did the square say to the blob?

You're out of shape.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

nail the other hand to the floor.

What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles?

A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.