Why can't you starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

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Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

What do you call a reuben sandwich with a horn?

A rye-nocerous

Where do weightlifters get their sandwiches?

Subwhey.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

Who circles a dying gost in the desert?

ghost buzzards

Why can't you starve in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

Starve Jokes More Starve Jokes

What do you call a starving artist from 17th Century England?

baroque

How do you starve a worthless mooch?

By hiding his employment check in his work boots.