Why can't you starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

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Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

What do WNBA players make?

Sandwiches. Friend told me this today and had to share

How do you send a sandwich to someone on a computer?

in bytes

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What is it called when you think you see a popstar in the desert?

It's a Nicki Mirage.

What do a stoner lost in the desert and Bolivia have in common?

They're both really high and have no access to water.

Starve Jokes More Starve Jokes

How do you starve an black man?

Hide his food stamps under his work boots.

How do you starve a Socialist?

You hide their food stamps under their work boots. Edit Thank you /u/DoctorBrohoof for my first gold!