Why can't you starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

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What did one redneck say to the other?

If you were anymore inbred, you'd be a sandwich.

How does Bob Marley like his sandwiches?

Wi' jam in

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Why was the cake lonely?

Because he was deserted by his friends

Why can't you starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

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Why would you never starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

What do you call a starving artist from 17th Century England?

baroque