How do you starve a worthless mooch?

By hiding his employment check in his work boots.

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How do you starve a worthless mooch?

By hiding his employment check in his work boots.

How do you starve a Socialist?

You hide their food stamps under their work boots. Edit Thank you /u/DoctorBrohoof for my first gold!