How do you starve a worthless mooch?

By hiding his employment check in his work boots.

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Why do women over 40 don't play hide and seek?

Because nobody is looking for them.

How do you starve a neurosurgeon?

Hide his paycheck with his kids.

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What do Ethiopians do at night?

Starve.

What do you call a starving parrot?

A polynomial!

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How do you starve a Socialist?

You hide their food stamps under their work boots. Edit Thank you /u/DoctorBrohoof for my first gold!

How do you starve an black man?

Hide his food stamps under his work boots.