How do you starve a worthless mooch?

By hiding his employment check in his work boots.

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What's brown and hides in the attic?

The Diarrhea of Anne Frank

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

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How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List !" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"

What do you call a bear in the Arctic?

Starving.

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How do you starve an black man?

Hide his food stamps under his work boots.

How do you starve a Socialist?

You hide their food stamps under their work boots. Edit Thank you /u/DoctorBrohoof for my first gold!