Why doesn't Monica Lewinsky like going to the doctor?

He always shoves a Bill down her throat!

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Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100?

At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat.

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Why did Bill and Ted join Islam?

Because they heard it was radical!

How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?

A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.

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How high is it Doctor?

she wanted to know. 'One hundred and three' said the doctor. 'What is the world record '

Why did the man with no hands go to the doctor?

Because he didn't feel well.

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Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!

What's white, located in washington and has a president within it?

Monica Lewinsky's teeth.

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What is Santas motto?

Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney.

How's the baby?

Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..