Why doesn't Monica Lewinsky like going to the doctor?

He always shoves a Bill down her throat!

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What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

Whats your biggest weakness?

I'm bad at taking compliments" "Actually that's quite endearing" *Leaps across table, punches him in throat*

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How do ducks pay off loans?

With their bills!

What will Bill's favorite retail outlet be after his economic blueprint takes effect?

A: Everything's $100.

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Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

Why did the doctor lose his job?

He lost his patience

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What do Monica Lewinsky and an Asian political correspondent have in common?

All they talk about is the presidential erection

Why doesn't Monica Lewinsky like going to the doctor?

He always shoves a Bill down her throat!

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How are the Seahawks and my girlfriend similar?

they both can get 16 shoved down their throat without choking

Why doesn't Monica Lewinsky like going to the doctor?

He always shoves a Bill down her throat!