Why doesn't Monica Lewinsky like going to the doctor?

He always shoves a Bill down her throat!

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Why doesn't Monica Lewinsky like going to the doctor?

He always shoves a Bill down her throat!

What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

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What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

Why couldn't the pig pay his bill?

He was a little shoat.

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Why did Jesus Christ go to the doctor?

His resurrection lasted more than four hours.

Why do computer teachers never get sick?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

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What did you find most attractive concerning Monica Lewinsky?

He replied, 'She had the prettiest smile I ever came across."

What was Monica Lewinsky's job at the White House?

Receiving heads of state.

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How do you react when looking in the mirror?

You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.

How are the Seahawks and my girlfriend similar?

they both can get 16 shoved down their throat without choking