Why doesn't Monica Lewinsky like going to the doctor?

He always shoves a Bill down her throat!

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Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.

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Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

Who is Steve?

Why does he call all the time " "What's this bill for a hotel room "

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Why do doctors slap babies bums when then are born?

Because the balls fall off of the stupid ones.

Why was the Doctor screaming angrily at his secretary?

He ran out of patients.

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What was Monica Lewinsky's job at the White House?

Receiving heads of state.

Why doesn't Monica Lewinsky like going to the doctor?

He always shoves a Bill down her throat!

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What did Jay Z say to Beyonce after having an ice cream shoved up his arse?

I'm feeling a bit sorbet.

What's 9 inches long, purple, and I love to shove it down my girlfriend's throat?

Her miscarriage.