Why doesn't Monica Lewinsky like going to the doctor?

He always shoves a Bill down her throat!

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What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

Who's there ! Clare ! Clare who ?

Clare your throat before you speak !

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Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What's the prognosis, Doc?

DOCTOR: You've got cancer. ME: WHAT ! DOCTOR: Haha. Jk. I'm not a doctor.

What do you call someone who barely graduated from med school?

Doctor.

Monica Lewinsky Jokes More Monica Lewinsky Jokes

What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common?

They both say insert Bill here

Why doesn't Monica Lewinsky like going to the doctor?

He always shoves a Bill down her throat!

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How's the baby?

Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..

What is Santas motto?

Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney.