Why doesn't Monica Lewinsky like going to the doctor?

He always shoves a Bill down her throat!

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Throat Jokes More Throat Jokes

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

What did the neckbeard say when he was punched in the throat?

M'Larynx

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What do Hillary and Bill have in common?

Both got screwed out of office

Whats the opposite of nickle back?

Bill front (Money jokes i got em)

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What's the prognosis, Doc?

DOCTOR: You've got cancer. ME: WHAT ! DOCTOR: Haha. Jk. I'm not a doctor.

Why did Xmen's Cyclops go to the doctors?

Because he needed laser eye surgery!

Monica Lewinsky Jokes More Monica Lewinsky Jokes

What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common?

They both say insert Bill here

What is the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

1 US Leader.

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How's the baby?

Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..

What is Santas motto?

Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney.