Why doesn't Monica Lewinsky like going to the doctor?

He always shoves a Bill down her throat!

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Whats your biggest weakness?

I'm bad at taking compliments" "Actually that's quite endearing" *Leaps across table, punches him in throat*

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

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What do you call it when you paid all your bills?

Feedom.

How does a lawyer name their kids?

Bill and Sue

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How did the doctor know Muhammad Ali was dead?

He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing

What do you call a person who got straight "D's" in medical school?

A Doctor.

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What do Monica Lewinsky and an Asian political correspondent have in common?

All they talk about is the presidential erection

What is the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

1 US Leader.

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Why doesn't Monica Lewinsky like going to the doctor?

He always shoves a Bill down her throat!

What do you get when you shove an iPhone into a blender?

Apple Sauce