Why doesn't Monica Lewinsky like going to the doctor?

He always shoves a Bill down her throat!

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Why doesn't Monica Lewinsky like going to the doctor?

He always shoves a Bill down her throat!

Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.

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Why is it bad to have a strong American dollar?

It's harder to break bills.

What do Hillary and Bill have in common?

Both got screwed out of office

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What did the doctor say to the injured gingerbread man?

Why don't you try icing it

What did the doctor say to the man that broke his arm?

Be patient

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What do Monica Lewinsky and an Asian political correspondent have in common?

All they talk about is the presidential erection

What is the volume of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

One US Leader

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What do you get when you shove an iPhone into a blender?

Apple Sauce

How's the baby?

Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..