Why doesn't Monica Lewinsky like going to the doctor?

He always shoves a Bill down her throat!

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Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.

Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

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Why doesn't Monica Lewinsky like going to the doctor?

He always shoves a Bill down her throat!

What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill

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Why does Hannibal Lecter skin his colleagues?

He enjoys the taste of Doctors Without Borders.

What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

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What was Monica Lewinsky's job at the White House?

Receiving heads of state.

What is the volume of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

One US Leader

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How are the Seahawks and my girlfriend similar?

they both can get 16 shoved down their throat without choking

How do you react when looking in the mirror?

You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.