How do you know if you are a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood

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How do you know if someone's from Texas?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Why did the young Mexican solve the problem so easily?

It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!

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What's little, brown, and found in the woods?

Winnies' pooh.

How did the redneck find his sister in the woods?

A: Pretty hot

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What's another name for a casket?

Mourning wood.

When should funerals occur?

Mourning

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What is the philosophy of a necrophiliac?

Sit back, relax and crack open a cold one

What does a Necrophiliac get at funerals?

Mourning Wood