How do you know if you are a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood

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Why should you never stand behind Elsa from Frozen?

You never know when she'll Let it Go.

How did 3 know 4 was a Ballerina?

He had a 2-2.

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How does a crazy person get out of the woods?

They take the psychopath.

How did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.

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What does a necrophiliac get at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died?

Mourning wood.

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Why was the necrophiliac depressed?

His rotten girlfriend split on him.

What is similar about a necrophiliac and an alcoholic?

They both like to crack open a cold one