What's the prognosis, Doc?

DOCTOR: You've got cancer. ME: WHAT ! DOCTOR: Haha. Jk. I'm not a doctor.

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Why did the girl cry on the swing?

She has cancer

How do people with leukemia know they have cancer?

They can feel it in their bones.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did Xmen's Cyclops go to the doctors?

Because he needed laser eye surgery!

What does the Doctor say on a one-night stand going wrong?

It's bigger on the inside(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=6zXDo4dL7SU)

Jk Jokes More Jk Jokes

Whats Harry Potters favourite way of getting down a hill?

walking. JK ROLLING

How did Harry Potter make it to the bottom of the hill?

By walking... jk rolling

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Why are YOU afraid?

Doc: I'm not Me: You said you were Doc: I lied. You got a month. HAPPY NOW

What should I tell him?

Doc says, "Tell him I can't see him today."

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What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.

What do you get when you watch a lumberjack chop down a tree?

bored. haha