What's the prognosis, Doc?

DOCTOR: You've got cancer. ME: WHAT ! DOCTOR: Haha. Jk. I'm not a doctor.

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What does Sally have?

Cancer.

What did the paraplegic retard get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

Why did the cookie visit the doctor?

He was feeling a little crummy.

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How does Harry Potter get down the hill?

Walking. Edit: JK rolling.

How did Harry Potter make it to the bottom of the hill?

By walking... jk rolling

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What should I tell him?

Doc says, "Tell him I can't see him today."

What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.

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Where does Darth Vader go shopping?

The Darth mall! haha, funny joke.

What do you get when you watch a lumberjack chop down a tree?

bored. haha