What's the prognosis, Doc?

DOCTOR: You've got cancer. ME: WHAT ! DOCTOR: Haha. Jk. I'm not a doctor.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What's the difference between black people and cancer?

Cancer got Jobs

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What did the doctor call his new metal band?

Inflamed

What did the doctor say to the prosecutor?

You're trying my patients!

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How does Harry Potter get down the hill?

Walking. Edit: JK rolling.

How did Harry Potter make it to the bottom of the hill?

By walking... jk rolling

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Where do boats go when they're sick?

The Doc

How much longer do I have doc?

Doctor: "Ten." Patient: "Ten what " Doctor: "Nine..."

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Where does Darth Vader go shopping?

The Darth mall! haha, funny joke.

What room is a ghost scared of?

The living room( haha get it )