What's the prognosis, Doc?

DOCTOR: You've got cancer. ME: WHAT ! DOCTOR: Haha. Jk. I'm not a doctor.

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What is the difference between my dad and cancer?

Cancer came back

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What did the doctor say to the man who couldn't pee?

Urine trouble!

Why did the house go to the doctor?

He was having window pains I'm sorry

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How did Harry Potter cross the road?

Walking Jk rolling

How did Harry potter get down the mountain?

Running... JK rolling

Doc Jokes More Doc Jokes

How did my operation go Doc?

Dr What Dr Omg I've only got half a colon

When Bruce Jenner finally gets his va-jay-jay operation done, will the docs give him a hymen?

And who's gonna be the lucky guy to pop it

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What room is a ghost scared of?

The living room( haha get it )

Where does Darth Vader go shopping?

The Darth mall! haha, funny joke.