How do you get rid of chewing gum in your hair?

Cancer :)

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What did the boy with no arms &amp legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ( )

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, amputee kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

How can you tell if a man has a high sperm count?

You have to chew before you swallow!

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What's the difference between a Blonde and a person with a different colour of hair?

The blonde sure doesn't know.

What do you call a bear with no hair?

Bare

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Why did Loki want the tesseract?

to get rid of his tesserection

How do you get rid of an obese demon?

You exercise it.

Gum Jokes More Gum Jokes

What's a good way to get gum out of your hair?

Getting diagnosed with cancer.

What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"