How do you get rid of chewing gum in your hair?

Cancer :)

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What kind of cancer does an amnesiac oncologist diagnose?

Adenocarcinoma

What did the blind and deaf girl get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What's the easiest way to get the chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer

What do you call gummy semites?

Chews!

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How do you get spiderwebs out of your hair?

Asking because Spider-Man... I mean... Just asking.

What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer...

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Why did Caitlyn Jenner have a differently spelled version of Caitlin?

Because she can't get rid of the Y chromosome

What's the difference between a kid and a cat?

Who has the diploma when you get rid of them.

Gum Jokes More Gum Jokes

What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chickens foot.