How do you get rid of chewing gum in your hair?

Cancer :)

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas?

AIDS

How do people with leukemia know they have cancer?

They can feel it in their bones.

Chew Jokes More Chew Jokes

What do you call gummy semites?

Chews!

What chews on trees and sings?

Justin Beaver

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What kind of hair do oceans have?

Wavy hair.

What is logic?

A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.

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What do you do to get rid of an obese demon?

You exorcise him.

How do you get rid of a Reddit admin?

Chooter

Gum Jokes More Gum Jokes

What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble

Why is a train like a stick of gum?

A: One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.