How do you get rid of chewing gum in your hair?

Cancer :)

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Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What's the best way to get bubble gum out of your hair?

Cancer

How did the clock get cancer?

Second-hand smoke!

Chew Jokes More Chew Jokes

Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do you call someone who isn't a redhead but colors there hair red later in life?

A trans-ginger

Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair?

Cause if you dragged them by the feet, they'd fill up with dirt.

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Why are oil miners and police men mortal enemies?

One brings black stuff and the other gets rid of it

How do you get rid of pubic lice?

Seriously, it is not a joke. I really want to know.

Gum Jokes More Gum Jokes

What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

What do designers of gum call new flavors from old ingredients?

ex-spearmints