BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.
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One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"
Cancer.
Getting diagnosed with cancer.
A piece of gum, you pervert!
ex-spearmints
Get cancer
It was stuck to the chickens foot.
Cancer :)
cancer -I'm sorry-
It was stuck to the chicken.
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You never know if your gums are bruised.
The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"
A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.
A: One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.
Cancer
The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"
Hubble Bubble
Enlightenmint! More Gum Jokes!
The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !
A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.
Because he's a dirty double crosser.
To get to the other side
Exspearamint. inspired by the presidential gum joke.
Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border
Grade eh
Their shaky hands!
One is a hairy beast that spits, the other is native to South America.
If she can give you oral with a dip in and know which to swallow and which to spit.
A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."
The teachers tend to Babylon.
Because he bruises like-a Peach!
Answer: Because it was given a good fruit punch! zing
Because it was two years old
He was having a midlife crisis
