Gum Jokes

What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"

What's the best way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer.

What's a good way to get gum out of your hair?

Getting diagnosed with cancer.

What's long and hard when you first put in in your mouth, but soft and wrinkly when you take it out?

A piece of gum, you pervert!

What do designers of gum call new flavors from old ingredients?

ex-spearmints

How do you get gum out of your hair?

Get cancer

Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chickens foot.

How do you get rid of chewing gum in your hair?

Cancer :)

How do you get gum out of hair?

cancer -I'm sorry-

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

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What is the worst part about being black?

You never know if your gums are bruised.

What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

What's the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.

Why is a train like a stick of gum?

A: One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.

What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer

What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble

What type of gum does a Buddhist perfer?

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Bruise Jokes More Bruise Jokes

Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

What is the worst part about being black?

You never know if your gums are bruised.

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?

Because they use extra hops

Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans?

All the extra cubholders.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army !

Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of movie does a blind person watch?

Black and black movies.

What's the only type of music that the balloon dislikes?

Pop.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?

A thought.

What did the left leg say to the right leg?

A: That one in the middle thinks he's hard.

Diagnose Jokes More Diagnose Jokes

Why did the Ogre cry when he left the doctor's office?

He was diagnosed with shrecktal cancer.

What did the woman say when she was diagnosed with cerebal palsy?

Nothing, she was too disabled to speak

Buddhist Jokes More Buddhist Jokes

Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.

What does a Buddhist order from a hotdogs vendor?

One with everything

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?

Spit, Swallow and Gargle.

When is the only appropriate time to spit in an Italian woman's face?

When her mustache is on fire!