BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"
Cancer.
Getting diagnosed with cancer.
A piece of gum, you pervert!
ex-spearmints
Get cancer
It was stuck to the chickens foot.
Cancer :)
cancer -I'm sorry-
It was stuck to the chicken.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
You never know if your gums are bruised.
The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"
A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.
A: One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.
Cancer
The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"
Hubble Bubble
Enlightenmint! More Gum Jokes!
There's twenty of them.
There is twenty of them.
A: By sticking to the chicken's foot.
Cause I stepped on it.
Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.
It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.
Exspearamint. inspired by the presidential gum joke.
You know, they're right . . . we do taste like chicken!"
They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.
A goddamn riceist
Because, they prefer to get bombed at home.
Because he bruises like-a Peach!
Bruised Lee
Meesathelioma.
