What did Timmy get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What is the difference between cancer and a Brazilian?

Cancer evolves, a Brazilian doesn't.

What did the blind, deaf, mute quadraplegic boy get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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Why is your January report card so bad ?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas !

What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings?

Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..

What did Timmy get for Christmas?

Cancer