What did Timmy get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, amputee kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What's worse than finding out that your wife has cancer?

Finding out it's curable.

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What is robin going to get for Christmas?

An oviposition set

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

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Why didn't Timmy get his parents Christmas presents?

He's an orphan.

Where did Timmy go when the bombs fell?

Everywhere.