Why did the family not laugh at the Obstetrician's joke?

Because he screwed up the delivery...

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Why did the family not laugh at the Obstetrician's joke?

Because he screwed up the delivery...

What is another term for ob gyn?

A Klingon! since obstetrician gynaecologist is too long, and OB GYN doesn't make sense ,lets call them Klingons