Why did the family not laugh at the Obstetrician's joke?

Because he screwed up the delivery...

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How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. We don't address hardware issues.

How many /r/jokes reposts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Apparently a lot, because that lightbulb still isn't screwed in.

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What's your funniest yet least known joke?

I have a friend that absolutely loves cheesy, question and answer jokes and I wanna make a card with a list of them! The problem is that she knows just about every joke known to man so I challenge you to give me hilarious, short jokes that aren't very widely known. Make me laugh!

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A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.

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Which family in Game Of Thrones fell down the stairs?

The Bannisters

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All your chips and candy bars are family sized.

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Why are bad jokes like dead babies?

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Why did the family not laugh at the Obstetrician's joke?

Because he screwed up the delivery...

What is another term for ob gyn?

A Klingon! since obstetrician gynaecologist is too long, and OB GYN doesn't make sense ,lets call them Klingons