Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany?

Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'

What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What's the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon?

I can get through one of his skits without laughing

When do accountants laugh out loud?

When somebody asks for a raise

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

What do you call an Arab man who drives a bus?

A bus driver.

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

Who's to blame?

The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)

Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it.

What do you call a bunch of cats sitting in a circle?

The purr-rimiter.

Merry Round Jokes More Merry Round Jokes

Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

How do you stop the Polish army on horseback?

Unplug the merry-go-round.