Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Who?

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? I thought you said you would never forget!

Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

Why can't Californians stop at stop signs?

I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.

What if they had a call center where they call you everyday with a mission to make you laugh?

But instead of a call center, they called it a lol center! So much lol, that it will make you fall!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What's the similarity between an Asian and Spongebob?

Both are yellow and can't drive.

What do you call a witch who drives really badly?

A road hag.

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

Why are you driving on the sidewalk?

Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

What do you call a bunch of cats sitting in a circle?

The purr-rimiter.

Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Merry Round Jokes More Merry Round Jokes

How do you stop the Polish army on horseback?

Unplug the merry-go-round.

What do you do if a purple elephant and a multicolored horse are following you?

get off the merry-go-round! :)