Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

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Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

When you start getting older, you think, "why not just once?

Soon enough, you're addicted. And broke.

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Whats the difference between man united and a clown?

ones a complete laughing stock and the other ones a clown.

Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles?

Who knows - maybe they're picklish!

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What do you call a hard working man from whose chauffeur is from seoul?

Korea driven.

Why Russians never drive stick shift?

They really hate Stalin

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Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

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What did the pencil say to the sharpener?

Stop going in circles and get to the point.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.

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Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

What do you do if a purple elephant and a multicolored horse are following you?

get off the merry-go-round! :)