Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.
Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'
I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.
I can get through one of his skits without laughing
When somebody asks for a raise
A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)
A bus driver.
The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)
Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.
Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it.
The purr-rimiter.
Unplug the merry-go-round.