Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you call a teacher that's always late?

Mr. Bus (think about it)

Why did the blond snort NutraSweet?

She thought it was diet coke.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

How many IT guys does it take to Fix a printer?

Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.

How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?

Ten-tickles

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why did Renault name a car "Le Car"?

So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.

Why Russians never drive stick shift?

They really hate Stalin

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

What did the turkey say to the motorist?

Buckle Buckle

Why were you asleep at the wheel?

Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

What do you call a bunch of cats sitting in a circle?

The purr-rimiter.

How do you make a woman drive in a circle?

Take away her rights.

Merry Round Jokes More Merry Round Jokes

What do you do if a purple elephant and a multicolored horse are following you?

get off the merry-go-round! :)

How do you stop the Polish army on horseback?

Unplug the merry-go-round.