Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

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Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

How do you stop the Polish army on horseback?

Unplug the merry-go-round.