How do chemists get high?

they drop acid of course

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Why did little Dan dropped his ice cream?

He was hit by a buss

What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

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Why did the chemist die?

He ate a Pb and J sandwich.

What did the chemist say when hr found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

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What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH

What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)