How do chemists get high?

they drop acid of course

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Why did the little boy drop his icecream?

Because he got hit by a car

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

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What did the douchebag say to the chemist when he dropped his beaker?

U mad scientist?

What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

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What came first the egg or the Chicken?

the egg, of course. Isn't that what I just said?

How do you help a choking pig?

With the Ham-Lick maneuver of course