How do chemists get high?

they drop acid of course

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Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

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What do people do when a chemist dies?

They barium.

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

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When do you know that your career has gone south?

When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!

How many ears does Captain Kirk have?

Three... The one on the left The one on the right And of course, the Final Front Ear