What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the minter who went crazy?

He stopped making cents.

What happens when Hillary throws relevant questions?

Donald Ducks I'll show myself out

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did the cattle leave the marijuana field?

Because the steaks were too high!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

What will Tesla build this christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his Greek sandwich?

There goes my gyro

Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

What does batman like adding to his drinks?

JUST-ICE

What does Batman put in his beverages?

Just ice.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you mix a rhino with an elephant?

Eliphino

How are an elephant and a plum the same?

A: They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why do they carry Marines around on Naval ships?

Because sheep would be too obvious.

What Nationality was Otzi the Caveman?

He wasn't Italian, because he carried work tools, he wasn't Austrian, since he had some brains, he might have been Swiss, since he was outrun by a glacier, but most probably he was a German, because nobody else ever walks in sandals in the mountains.

Robin Jokes More Robin Jokes

Whats the difference between Batman and a Blackman?

Batman can go into a store without robin....

Why couldn't Batman go fishing?

A: Because Robin ate the worms.

Ton Jokes More Ton Jokes

What do Auschwitz, Treblinka, and Sobibor have in common?

Tons of koffing spawns.

What's the heaviest soup?

One ton soup.

Joker Jokes More Joker Jokes

What did the anti-joker say to the joker?

I'm Batman.

What did the Joker say to the dwarf planet?

Why so Ceres

Flatman Jokes More Flatman Jokes

What do you call The Dynamic Duo after they got hit by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps on Batman and Robin ?

Flatman and Ribbon !

Ribbon Jokes More Ribbon Jokes

What do you call The Dynamic Duo after they got hit by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

What do you call a superhero-duo run over by a steam roller?

Flatman and Ribbon.