What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

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What's the difference between a feminist and incense sticks?

Incense sticks make scents.

What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

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What do balloons and virgins have in common?

One prick and its gone.

What's the difference between a Hummer and a cactus?

A cactus has all the pricks on the outside.

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What's white on the outside and black on the inside?

An American police officer.

What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside?

King Kong in clingfilm

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes Benz?

The porcupine's pricks are on the outside.

What's the deference between and porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has its pricks on the outside