What do balloons and virgins have in common?

One prick and its gone.

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Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

A virgin

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What do balloons and virgins have in common?

One prick and its gone.

Why did the nun swallow a needle?

So she could know what it's like to have a prick inside her.

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What do you call someone who really likes balloons?

Autistic.

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she will "Let It Go.