What do balloons and virgins have in common?

One prick and its gone.

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Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

How do you know if a redneck girl is a virgin?

See if she can run faster than her brothers.

What do you call a Targaryen girl who can outrun her brothers?

A virgin.

Prick Jokes More Prick Jokes

What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between BMWs and porcupines?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

Balloon Jokes More Balloon Jokes

Why should you never give Elsa a balloon?

She'll let it go!

Why couldn't Elsa hold on to a balloon?

She would always let it go.