What do balloons and virgins have in common?

One prick and its gone.

Previous Random Joke Next
Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the dead baby in my microwave?

Isaac Newton died a virgin

What do you call a virgin in West Virginia?

An only child....

Prick Jokes More Prick Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a ferrari?

The porcupine has pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Ferrari?

The pricks are on the outside of a hedgehog.

Balloon Jokes More Balloon Jokes

What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?

A: Siamese twins.

Why can't Elsa hold a balloon?

A: Because she might Let it Go