What do balloons and virgins have in common?

One prick and its gone.

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Why doesn't UGA ever have a nativity scene at Christmas?

Because they can't find three wise men and a virgin.

Why is the story of the Mayan Sacrifice girl so sad?

Because she died a virgin!

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What do hemophiliacs and virgins have in common?

One prick...and it's all over.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside!

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What do balloons and virgins have in common?

One prick and its gone.

What type of music do balloons hate?

Pop music!