What's red and orange and looks good on hipsters?

Fire.

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What would you like today?

Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!

Why do Italian men grow moustaches?

They want to look like their mothers.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why didn't Pinocchio make it thru puberty?

He caught on fire.

What do they do when the Queen has a baby?

Fire a 21 gun salute. What do they do when a nun has a baby Fire the dirty old Canon.

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How many hipsters does it take to...?

Bazinga! nobody cares! you fell for one of my practical jokes again.

What did the bear do to be labeled a hipster?

He hibernated in the summer.