What's red and orange and looks good on hipsters?

Fire.

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What did the Mtis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

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What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask?

The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful ; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!

Why did Peter Parker get fired?

He spent all day on the web.

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Why do hipsters love Harrison Ford?

Because he's Indie!

Why are Apple products popular with hipsters?

Steve Jobs went underground.