What's red and orange and looks good on hipsters?

Fire.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why do marble statues look so mean?

A: They have hearts of stone.

What do you think I should buy, a cow or a bike?

You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

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Why did the hipster cross the Brooklyn bridge?

To get home.

Why didn't the hipster want to see the Saint John River and the Penobscot River?

They're two Maine streams.