Why do Italian men grow moustaches?

They want to look like their mothers.

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Why are there no awards for excellence in betas?

Because no one wants to be the master beta tester.

What did the dragonball z fan say when he wanted to go to the toilet?

I need to goku the toilet

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What does the Pillsbury Doughboy see when he looks down?

His Doughnuts.

What's brown and black and looks good on a hippy?

A rottweiller.

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What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?

A speech impediment.

What do you call an Italian guy with one arm shorter than the other?

A Speech Impediment :)

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What's the best part of growing up in Compton?

No bad dad jokes.

Why is the bat-boy the luckiest guy on the baseball team?

Because when he grows up he will be Batman.

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What sign did the mother put up in her neighbourhood when she realized her child's IQ was below average?

SLOW CHILDREN PLAYING

Who Conquers All *obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice* What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

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What do you call an Italian man with Parkinson's?

A stutterer.

What did the italian man with dementia have for dinner?

Forgetti Bolognese.

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How do you tell the difference?

I told him "It's easy! Julie has long blonde hair..." "..and Derek has a moustache"

How do I tell them apart?

Her brother has a moustache.