Why do Italian men grow moustaches?

They want to look like their mothers.

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Why are white people so bad at horror movies?

Because they're curious and want to learn. And that's why you don't see many black scientists.

Who wants ice cream?

Uta Hagen daz.

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What looks better... than roses your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What do black people and apples have in common?

They both look better hanging.

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What do you get when Italians join ISIS?

Baked Yazidi

What do Italians do when they're waiting for somthing?

They pasta time.

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What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up?

Geometry.

What did the baby skunk want to be when he grew up?

A big stinker!

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What do you call a cow with two legs?

Your mother!

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

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What did the italian man with dementia have for dinner?

Forgetti Bolognese.

Why do Italian men grow moustaches?

They want to look like their mothers.

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What did the facial hair say when it had to leave the party?

Sorry guys, moustache!"

Why do women like men with moustaches?

Because they immediately see something about you they can change.