Why do Italian men grow moustaches?

They want to look like their mothers.

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What do you call a blind, mentally handicapped, quadriplegic?

You can call him whatever you want it's not like he's going to get up and do anything about it.

Why don't bananas snore?

Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

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Whats the complement to a 40 degree angle?

My you're looking "acute" today.

What does it look like when someone is drowning?

lol

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What do you call an Italian guy wearing a flourescent track suit?

A DayGlo Dago

What's innuendo?

It's Italian for "suppository".

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What do Palestinian children dream of becoming when they grow up?

Old

Why does the little mermaid wear sea-shells?

She grew out of her b-shells

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How many Anti-Vaxxers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

As a mother, I choose not to screw it in. Light bulbs are dangerous weapons created by the Soviet Union, and I will not screw it in; it could severely hurt my child. As everyone knows, light bulbs are the principle source of autism in this world, and I have to take a stand on it.

What do you have when you have a mother in law buried up to her neck in sand?

not enough sand.

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Why do Italian men grow moustaches?

They want to look like their mothers.

Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

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How do I tell them apart?

Her brother has a moustache.

Why do women like men with moustaches?

Because they immediately see something about you they can change.