What do you call a cow with two legs?

Your mother!

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

Bob

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

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Why do cows like being told jokes ?

Because they like being amoosed !

Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

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When punching a toddler, how hard is too hard?

Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.

How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.