What do you call a cow with two legs?

Your mother!

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What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having two legs

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Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

The slaughter house

Why didn't the cow go on to greener pastures?

She couldn't find any mooovers.

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What is hillybillys fantasy?

S&ampM . . . . .. Sister and Mother.

Why is 17 called the "mother-in-law" in black jack?

Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.