What do you call a cow with two legs?

Your mother!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What did the blondes left leg say to her right?

Nothing... They've never met

What do you call a ginger bread man with one leg?

A. Limp Bizkit. (limp biscuit) (Alternate: What do the British call a cookie that got wet )

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a Cow on the moon?

A Moo - nwalker

What do cows like to put on their hot dogs?

moostard

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why was the animal unhappy?

He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.

Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because his mother was in a jam.