What do you call a cow with two legs?

Your mother!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why do legs have to be at least 25 inches long?

They're over two feet

What has eight legs and an IQ of forty?

Four guys watching a baseball game.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What does a cow call his girlfriend?

His significant udder.

What do you call a cow in a 6 second video?

A BoVine

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What kind of dance does your mother do?

The MOMbo.

When O. J. Simpson's kids wanted to go out and play, what did he tell them?

Go axe your mother."