How many post-minimalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. On e to he lp with t he he lp with one two with and the oth there to and th e to two with lp he

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How do whales type e-mails?

With their fish fingers.

What do internet football fans sing?

E we go E we go E we go!

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

How many Ellen Paos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. The mods do that for her.

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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.

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What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

What is a ghost pirate's favourite letter?

Boo! T

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How many post-minimalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. On e to he lp with t he he lp with one two with and the oth there to and th e to two with lp he

Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

A: He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.