How many wiseguys does it take to change a lightbulb?

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Why did a lightbulb in the candy store go out?

It needed to get it's fill o' mint.

How many feminists does to take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb?

Not all of them.

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What did the lawyer say to the sovereign citizen when asked for legal counsel?

Am I being retained ** **Am I being retained **

What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!