How many wiseguys does it take to change a lightbulb?

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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Somewhere between 0 and infinity.

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hehe... 'screw' Alternatively: 69, but everyone expects that one.

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How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?

She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."

How many mathematician does it take to change a lightbulb?

pi

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What does the man with two left feet ask the shoe salesman?

Do you sell flip-flips?"

What does Batman ask when he enters a butcher shop?

Gotham?