How do you make a buff guy talk to you for hours?

ask about his routine.

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How many yankees fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll just stand in the dark talking about how good the old one was.

What do you call guacamole that won't talk to you?

Incommunicado

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How many babies does it take to stop a puck?

Ask Subban from the Hans to find out

Why you ask?

If it was any longer it wouldn't be a foot

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What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours?

Tire-less

Who's your Daddy?

In my excitement, I asked my girlfriend "How's your daddy " instead of "Who's your daddy " and now five hours later we're still talking about his diabetes...

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How did the homeless man get so buff?

Because his workouts were in tents. I'll show myself out...

Why is Jesus Christ so buff?

Crossfit