How do you make a buff guy talk to you for hours?

ask about his routine.

What is the difference between a introverted engineer and an extroverted engineer? An introverted engineer looks at his feet when he talks to you. An extroverted engineer looks at YOUR feet when he talks to you!

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ?

A bird that will talk you ear off !

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How do you ask a priest to hand you the spaghetti?

Pasta pasta, pasta.

What did Pitbull ask for Christmas?

Dolly.

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Why me?

for the full hour.

What do you call Captain Forte and his sidekick Piano?

A dynamic duo! This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices.

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Why is Jesus Christ so buff?

Crossfit

How did the homeless man get so buff?

Because his workouts were in tents. I'll show myself out...