How do you make a buff guy talk to you for hours?

ask about his routine.

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What next?

Damn. I guess we'll have talk to people in real life.

What did one coconut say to the other?

Oh my god a talking coconut!

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What did the racist ask Santa for?

A white Christmas.

Who would you save first?

Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!

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What do white guys do that lasts hours and makes white women scream?

NASCAR

How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

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How did the homeless man get so buff?

Because his workouts were in tents. I'll show myself out...

How do you make a buff guy talk to you for hours?

ask about his routine.