How did the homeless man get so buff?

Because his workouts were in tents. I'll show myself out...

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Homeless Man Jokes More Homeless Man Jokes

What's the difference between Kanye West, an American College student, and a homeless man?

The homeless man has $7 to his name.

What did the homeless man get for christmas?

Nothing

Workout Jokes More Workout Jokes

What kind of workout does Bob the electrician do?

Circuit training.

What's white and gives you a solid 9+ inches that gives you a workout every time?

Snow Storms

Tent Jokes More Tent Jokes

What was the problem?

ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent

Why did Micheal Jackson want to be a camp counselor?

He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent.

Buff Jokes More Buff Jokes

How do you make a buff guy talk to you for hours?

ask about his routine.

Why is Jesus Christ so buff?

Crossfit