How did the homeless man get so buff?

Because his workouts were in tents. I'll show myself out...

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Homeless Man Jokes More Homeless Man Jokes

Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.

What's the difference between Kim Kardashian and a homeless man who works at McDonalds?

One of those greasy bums is making a lot more money.

Workout Jokes More Workout Jokes

What kind of workout does Bob the electrician do?

Circuit training.

Why can't John complete a workout?

He tried, but it didn't work out.

Tent Jokes More Tent Jokes

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

Why was the camper so focused?

Because he was in-tents

Buff Jokes More Buff Jokes

Why is Jesus Christ so buff?

Crossfit

How did the homeless man get so buff?

Because his workouts were in tents. I'll show myself out...