How did the homeless man get so buff?

Because his workouts were in tents. I'll show myself out...

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Homeless Man Jokes More Homeless Man Jokes

How do you know if a homeless man has a girlfriend?

He has two clean fingers.

What was the last thing that the homeless man heard before becoming a giant?

Go big or go home

Workout Jokes More Workout Jokes

Why can't John complete a workout?

He tried, but it didn't work out.

What's white and gives you a solid 9+ inches that gives you a workout every time?

Snow Storms

Tent Jokes More Tent Jokes

Why is camping so fun?

It's in tents!

What makes camping so thrilling?

It's In-tents

Buff Jokes More Buff Jokes

How did the homeless man get so buff?

Because his workouts were in tents. I'll show myself out...

Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead?

He heard they had PIE.