How did the homeless man get so buff?

Because his workouts were in tents. I'll show myself out...

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Homeless Man Jokes More Homeless Man Jokes

What's the difference between Kim Kardashian and a homeless man who works at McDonalds?

One of those greasy bums is making a lot more money.

What's the difference between a hipster and a homeless man?

An Instagram account.

Workout Jokes More Workout Jokes

What kind of workout does Bob the electrician do?

Circuit training.

Why can't John complete a workout?

He tried, but it didn't work out.

Tent Jokes More Tent Jokes

Why was the camper so focused?

Because he was in-tents

Why are campers so predictable?

You know they're in tents.

Buff Jokes More Buff Jokes

How do you make a buff guy talk to you for hours?

ask about his routine.

Why is Jesus Christ so buff?

Crossfit