What did the homeless man get for christmas?

Nothing

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What did the pervert get for Christmas?

A partial in a pear tree.

What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas?

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What do you call two homeless men hitting each other with cardboard?

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What does a homeless man gets for Christmas?

A cold.