What did the homeless man get for christmas?

Nothing

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Why did the Cephalopod get coal for christmas?

Because he was on the nautilust.

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?

Thanks, I'll never part with it."

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How did the homeless man get so buff?

Because his workouts were in tents. I'll show myself out...

What was the last thing that the homeless man heard before becoming a giant?

Go big or go home