What did the homeless man get for christmas?

Nothing

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What did the homeless got for Christmas?

Hypothermia.

What did the Scottish epileptic boy get for Christmas?

A Wii fit

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How did the homeless man get so buff?

Because his workouts were in tents. I'll show myself out...

What's the difference between Kanye West, an American College student, and a homeless man?

The homeless man has $7 to his name.