What was the last thing that the homeless man heard before becoming a giant?

Go big or go home

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What was the first thing the stowaway to Mars said after he landed?

Just out of Curiosity...

How can a thing be heavier than it is?

T: No-sees it's almost 3 pm Magic

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What do you get if you share your Earbuds with all your friends?

Hearing AIDS.

Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

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How big was the ant when it knocked over the table?

giANT!!

What did the Giant say after he ate Tonga?

I want Samoa!'

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How do you know if a homeless man has a girlfriend?

He has two clean fingers.

What do you call two homeless men hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight