What was the last thing that the homeless man heard before becoming a giant?

Go big or go home

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

What do you call a dead chicken that likes to throw things?

A geist. Thanks! I will show myself out.

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Why can't you hear it when a pteranodon goes to the bathroom?

Because they're all dead.

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline Probally heard this but it's worth a shot

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What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.

How big was the ant when it knocked over the table?

giANT!!

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Why does the homeless man only drink coffee?

He had no proper tea..

How do you know if a homeless man has a girlfriend?

He has two clean fingers.