What was the last thing that the homeless man heard before becoming a giant?

Go big or go home

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Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.

What's one thing the Hulk would struggle tearing down?

The fourth wall

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What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear?

The silence of the lambs

Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

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What did the Giant say after he ate Tonga?

I want Samoa!'

What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.

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What do you call a homeless man who trashes food you give him then says he only accepts cash?

A rootabaga.

What's the difference between a homeless man and a trash can?

One of them gets taken in every once in a while.