How big was the ant when it knocked over the table?

giANT!!

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

Who's there ! Ben ! Ben who ?

Ben knocking on this door all morning !

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What do you call an ant who skips school ?

A truant !

What kind of ant can count?

An account*ant*.

Giant Jokes More Giant Jokes

What do you do when your giant is hurt ?

You call 9-wun-wun

What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

What's best about hiring an immigrant midget?

You pay them under the table )

3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.