How big was the ant when it knocked over the table?

giANT!!

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Why can't you tell knock knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings

What happened to the astronaut who was knocked out?

He saw stars.

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Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

Why can't ants get sick?

Because they have little anty-bodies.

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What was the last thing that the homeless man heard before becoming a giant?

Go big or go home

What is even bigger than an elephant ?

A giant !

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How big was the ant when it knocked over the table?

giANT!!

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'