How big was the ant when it knocked over the table?

giANT!!

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What do you call a punch that can knock out 40 first graders?

A Sandy Hook

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message !

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What's worse than ants in your pants?

Uncles

What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes ?

Antteneye !

Giant Jokes More Giant Jokes

What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.

What did the Giant say after he ate Tonga?

I want Samoa!'

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

Why didn't the table want to be sat on?

He wasn't a charitable guy

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'