What did the Giant say after he ate Tonga?

I want Samoa!'

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Why did Yewtree arrest the husband-to-be at the celebrity wedding of the year?

They wanted to make sure he'd never been a groom.

What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.

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Why is the upcoming Windows OS called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9...

What would happen if you ate yeast and polish?

You would rise and shine.

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How big was the ant when it knocked over the table?

giANT!!

What is even bigger than an elephant ?

A giant !