What did the Giant say after he ate Tonga?

I want Samoa!'

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How do you want to handle your mother in law?

Do you want her incinerated, embalmed or buried -All of them, lets not take any chances

What's the one thing a woman wants most in this world?

Nothing, she's fine

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What happened when the chicken ate cement ?

She laid a sidewalk !

What would happen if you ate yeast and polish?

You would rise and shine.

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Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

What is even bigger than an elephant ?

A giant !