What did the Giant say after he ate Tonga?

I want Samoa!'

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How is a chronic disease unlike the 9th Doctor, but like the 10th Doctor?

It sticks around for more than 1 Season, and doesn't want to go.

Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.

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Why is it that there aren't much natural oil resources in China?

They ate all the dinosaurs

What happened when the cannibal ate a minister?

He got a taste of religion.

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What do you do when your giant is hurt ?

You call 9-wun-wun

What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.