What did the Giant say after he ate Tonga?

I want Samoa!'

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How the fight started Wife : Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.

What does a muslim man call a woman he wants to sleep with, but can't due to religious reasons?

Harambae

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Why did Microsoft go straight from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE *drops mic*

What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?

The cat ate her.

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What did the Giant say to the cripple?

Hodor. Hodor! Hodor!

What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.