What did the Giant say after he ate Tonga?

I want Samoa!'

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Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears?

I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!

Why do they call them "S'mores"?

Because you always want another one!

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What did the cannibal wipe with . . . . . . after he ate some people at the library?

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Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9

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How much for the giant, walk-in medicine cabinet?

Sir, this is a liquor store."

What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.