Why did Microsoft go straight from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE *drops mic*

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What happens every year when the Time Square Ball drops?

Justin Bieber gets jealous.

What do you call a pirate who is all out of reales(Silver coins)?

Long Gone Silver... /drops mic

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What's the difference between a 4 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window. Too soon

Why did Windows skip to 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

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What's infinity minus one?

A sideways seven.

What are the ten letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye! Arrrr! & the Seven Seas!

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Why was Jeffrey Dahmer so healthy?

Because he ate five fruits a day!

Why did the vegan zombie visit the coma ward?

Because it only ate vegetables.

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What's your favourite food if you hate Microsoft Word?

TeX-MeX

Why did Microsoft name their new web browser "Edge"?

Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.