Why did Microsoft go straight from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE *drops mic*

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What is the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them?

I did! Well here's the elastic band.

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Why is Windows 10 like a moody teenager?

Because nobody gets it.

What did Eric Clapton do after he wrote Tears in Heaven?

Threw his baby out the window.

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What do the French learn in basic training?

How to surrender in twenty-seven different languages.

What's worse than seven dead babies in a trash can?

One dead baby in seven trash cans. What's your dead baby joke

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Why can't you be the king I know?

The king you have inside you SIMBA: That doesn't make sense. I think I'd remember if I ate a king.

What did the Bantha say when he ate the Wookie?

Chewie (You have to be a Star Wars fan)

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Who has the better search engine: Yahoo, Google, or Microsoft?

I dunno. Let's google it!

How do you greet an overweight Micronesian when you're trying to sound cool?

Microsoft Word.