What did God say when he made the first black guy?

Oops I burned one!

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What do you call a burning rocket?

Korean Barbecue.

What do a burnt pizza and a baby have in common?

Some idiot pulled it out to late

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Whats the difference between a black guy in jail and a caged birth?

The bird doesn't feel he's home.

Why did the black guy get mad at the pirate?

He dropped the hard 'arrrrrr.'

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What is a million years like to you?

God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.

How do we know God is not a woman?

Because the Earth is not a sandwich!