A criminal record.
Nun.
When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.
Hey man ! Who do you know here ? This is a Brothers only party !
all of them.
To contact those on the other side.
They use a Milwaukee-Talkie
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
Their criminal record.
Because their knee grows.