What do black guy's have that is twice the size of white men's, and expands upon contact with a woman?

A criminal record.

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What is 4 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women crazy when they see it?

An empty toilet paper roll.

What do you call a woman in Thailand?

A three-legged lady

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy?

A bench can support a family of four.

What word begins with "N" and ends in "R" that I wouldn't want to call a black guy?

Neighbor.

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How do you contact a cross dresser?

Shemail

Why did the chicken get a Ouija Board?

To contact those on the other side.

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How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

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What's the scariest thing about a white man in prison?

You know he did it.

What do you call a white man in a ghetto?

An ambulance.

Criminal Record Jokes More Criminal Record Jokes

What do black guys have that's double the size of white men and gets bigger every time they touch a woman?

A. Their criminal record

What do black guy's have that is twice the size of white men's, and expands upon contact with a woman?

A criminal record.