Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?

Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.

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What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

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What's it called when you commission someone to make an animated image for your girlfriend but he pockets the money and disappears?

A gf gif gift grift

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire?

A bunny with money.

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What's it called when you borrow cheese from a friend?

taking out a provoloan

What do you call it when a bison borrows money from you?

A buffa

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Which football player gets the most wedgies?

The tight ends.

Why did the football player go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.