Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
A buck an ear!
Me: Because I'm not paid to be your friend & you say kitchenette.
Ice lolly !
If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.
He's never gonna give you Up.
The football player
Because it was humerus.