An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one :3
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
He's never gonna give you Up.
He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.
A buffa
He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".
Thanks for the handy cap.
me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car
A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.
He won't ever give you *Up*. No I'll show myself out . . .
A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.
gtOnly if you go aks your mother.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
taking out a provoloan
Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.
He lost it.
You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.
The bear hug!
Wait for him to give it back.
Having to go inside and ask to borrow a coat hanger
By letting the hungry die.
So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.
Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!
Strange to see your toys have the same name as us."
He ran into trafiki.
It was the pot calling the cattle back.
me laying on the ground in front of the car that hit me Because it's dangerous
You have an ax-i-dent (accident).
No one can ever know P.S. are these type of tongue twister jokes allowed here If not i will happily remove it.
because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)
The poplar ones.
Because it was too shallow.
The women's bathrooms in the engineering building. Credit to
Johnny Cash.
One has a coo, the other has a coup
