An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one :3
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He's never gonna give you Up.
He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.
A buffa
He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".
Thanks for the handy cap.
me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car
A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.
He won't ever give you *Up*. No I'll show myself out . . .
A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.
gtOnly if you go aks your mother.
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Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
taking out a provoloan
Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.
He lost it.
You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.
The bear hug!
Wait for him to give it back.
Having to go inside and ask to borrow a coat hanger
Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.
I'm really sodie pop.
A start.
A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.
One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here
Let's just say that his backstreet went more than one direction.
A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!
Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.
Because he is forever a loan.
With their bills!
Virgin mobile.
Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)
Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.
Because he was in de-nile