An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one :3
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
He's never gonna give you Up.
He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.
A buffa
He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".
Thanks for the handy cap.
me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car
A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.
He won't ever give you *Up*. No I'll show myself out . . .
A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.
gtOnly if you go aks your mother.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
taking out a provoloan
Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.
He lost it.
You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.
The bear hug!
Wait for him to give it back.
Having to go inside and ask to borrow a coat hanger
A Sweeping Generalization.
Take away its brooms.
M80
A Sandy Hook survivor
removed (two children)
You can leave Reddit.
CGI Friday's.
if you don't nail them right, they'll end up at your neighbor's.
M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.
Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.
You can tune a chainsaw.
Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever
Tips fedora "M'dea."
He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"
Put it under the soap.
