Rick Jokes

What do you call a Rick and Morty fan with a bronze medal?

Thirdperson.

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How many Ricks from TWD does it take to change a light bulb?

Carl gets shot in the face.

What happens when you combine Rick & Morty with a Solar Flare?

You get Solar Morty and WOOOoooooo!

What happened when Rick fell down a hill?

Rick rolled.

What's the one movie Rick won't ever let you borrow?

He won't ever give you *Up*. No I'll show myself out . . .

What does Rick and the Llama have in common?

Caaaaarl!!

Why does everyone hate Will?

courtesy of my Uncle Rick

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What's black and white black and white black and white?

A nun rolling down a hill.

What is red and white and red and white and red and ....?

Santa Clause rolling down a hill

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus like M&amp?

Ms? They keep falling through. If that's not offensive enough, replace it with black Jesus and skittles.

Why USD erected so fast?

Why falling US$ erected so fast after GFC

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

How many roaches does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2 but how they got in the light bulb I will never know

Rick Ross Jokes More Rick Ross Jokes

What's Rick Ross's favorite nursery rhyme?

Ring Around the Rooooozaaay.

What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

Rick O'shea Jokes More Rick O'shea Jokes

What do you call an Irish man that bounces off of walls?

Rick O'Shea.

What do you call an Irishman who bounces off things?

Rick O'Shea

Morty Jokes More Morty Jokes

What happens when you combine Rick & Morty with a Solar Flare?

You get Solar Morty and WOOOoooooo!

What do you call a Rick and Morty fan with a bronze medal?

Thirdperson.

Copy Jokes More Copy Jokes

How many copies can you make of a page without a copying machine?

Xero.

Why Do Republican Couples Keep A Copy Of Ronald Reagan's Biography Next To Their Bed?

So that it can be used as an

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How many girls a boy need to shoot a school?

None.

What job pays you to shoot people but not harm them?

A photographer.