Rick Jokes

What do you call a Rick and Morty fan with a bronze medal?

Thirdperson.

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How many Ricks from TWD does it take to change a light bulb?

Carl gets shot in the face.

What happens when you combine Rick & Morty with a Solar Flare?

You get Solar Morty and WOOOoooooo!

What happened when Rick fell down a hill?

Rick rolled.

What's the one movie Rick won't ever let you borrow?

He won't ever give you *Up*. No I'll show myself out . . .

What does Rick and the Llama have in common?

Caaaaarl!!

Why does everyone hate Will?

courtesy of my Uncle Rick

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What is Italian-American foreplay?

Hey! Wake up and roll over!"

What did the Mexican say with one sleeve rolled up and one sleeve not?

Not even, homes

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Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

What happens when a university math professor and a high school math teacher get it on?

Calculust

Irishman Jokes More Irishman Jokes

How do you know it was an Irishman?

because I had to help him....."

What does an Irishman have for dinner?

A: Starvation. Q: And what does he have for dessert A: Ethnic cleansing.

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Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

What do you call a woman who rents out hot dogs?

Lisa Frank

Rick Ross Jokes More Rick Ross Jokes

What do you call the offspring of Rick Ross and an Ostrich?

RickRosstrich.

What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

Pixar Jokes More Pixar Jokes

Where do Pixar employees go for Happy Hour?

CGI Friday's.

What do you call a Pixar film about Carpets?

A Rug's Life.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas?

My bike

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Flick Jokes More Flick Jokes

How many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?

No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.

What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.