Rick Jokes

What do you call a Rick and Morty fan with a bronze medal?

Thirdperson.

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How many Ricks from TWD does it take to change a light bulb?

Carl gets shot in the face.

What happens when you combine Rick & Morty with a Solar Flare?

You get Solar Morty and WOOOoooooo!

What happened when Rick fell down a hill?

Rick rolled.

What's the one movie Rick won't ever let you borrow?

He won't ever give you *Up*. No I'll show myself out . . .

What does Rick and the Llama have in common?

Caaaaarl!!

Why does everyone hate Will?

courtesy of my Uncle Rick

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What is Rihanna's favorite song?

I can't feel my face when i'm with you"

What's the difference between a pimple and a Catholic Priest?

A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas?

You only get presents from one set of grandparents.

Ostrich Jokes More Ostrich Jokes

Why were the camels wearing sandals?

To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.

How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why didn't the police shoot the polarbear who was wandering peacefully around the streets?

Because he was white.

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

Rick Ross Jokes More Rick Ross Jokes

What do you call the offspring of Rick Ross and an Ostrich?

RickRosstrich.

What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens if a pyramid commits a crime?

It is put in imPRISMment!

What happened when the barman died?

The police held an inn-quest

Rick O'shea Jokes More Rick O'shea Jokes

What do you call an Irishman who bounces off things?

Rick O'Shea

What do you call a bulletproof Irishman?

Rick O'Shea.