Morty Jokes

What do you call a Rick and Morty fan with a bronze medal?

Thirdperson.

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What happens when you combine Rick & Morty with a Solar Flare?

You get Solar Morty and WOOOoooooo!

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Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combine Reddit with dry humor?

Circle jerky.

How did the group of 4 dogs win the golf tournament?

They combined for 16 paws.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What'll happen if a piano is dropped on a man?

He will B flat

What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?

He cracked up.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do you get when you put the entire South Carolina cheerleading team in one room?

A full set of teeth.

What do you get when you move 32 Texans into the same room?

A full set of teeth

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

What's better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.

What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.

Necropheliac Jokes More Necropheliac Jokes

Why wasn't Hamlet sad when his girlfriend drowned?

He was more of a necrOpheliac anyway.

What did the necropheliac say to her boyfriend?

Did rigor mortis just set in, or are you just happy to see me Edit: I'm an idiot

Rick Jokes More Rick Jokes

What do you call a Rick and Morty fan with a bronze medal?

Thirdperson.

What's the one movie Rick won't ever let you borrow?

He won't ever give you *Up*. No I'll show myself out . . .

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

How did the Idiot break his arm while raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

because he wasn't a fungi!