Morty Jokes

What do you call a Rick and Morty fan with a bronze medal?

Thirdperson.

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What happens when you combine Rick & Morty with a Solar Flare?

You get Solar Morty and WOOOoooooo!

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Rigor Jokes More Rigor Jokes

Why did the zombie turtle have so much trouble dancing?

Rigor tortoise.

What did the necropheliac say to her boyfriend?

Did rigor mortis just set in, or are you just happy to see me Edit: I'm an idiot

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do you have in a room full of tweakers?

A full set of teeth.

Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combined a baseball player with a metal alloy?

A steel

What do you get when you combine someone from Colorado and someone from Idaho?

A Baked Potato

Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

What did the girlfriend say to her boyfriend that was bitten by a zombie?

You're dead to me"

How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

What do blacks and bikes have in common?

They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.

Whats th first joke you remember hearing or that you told as a kid?

Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...

Rick Jokes More Rick Jokes

What does Rick and the Llama have in common?

Caaaaarl!!

What happens when you combine Rick & Morty with a Solar Flare?

You get Solar Morty and WOOOoooooo!

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

How did the Idiot break his arm while raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What'll happen if a piano is dropped on a man?

He will B flat

What happened when Steve Irwin forgot to put on sunscreen?

He got hurt from harmful rays