Morty Jokes

What do you call a Rick and Morty fan with a bronze medal?

Thirdperson.

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What happens when you combine Rick & Morty with a Solar Flare?

You get Solar Morty and WOOOoooooo!

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Rick Jokes More Rick Jokes

What does Rick and the Llama have in common?

Caaaaarl!!

How many Ricks from TWD does it take to change a light bulb?

Carl gets shot in the face.

Rigor Jokes More Rigor Jokes

What did the necropheliac say to her boyfriend?

Did rigor mortis just set in, or are you just happy to see me Edit: I'm an idiot

Why did the zombie turtle have so much trouble dancing?

Rigor tortoise.

Necropheliac Jokes More Necropheliac Jokes

Why wasn't Hamlet sad when his girlfriend drowned?

He was more of a necrOpheliac anyway.

What did the necropheliac say to her boyfriend?

Did rigor mortis just set in, or are you just happy to see me Edit: I'm an idiot

Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

Who, you ask, turns the AC on during a polar vortex?

Sociopaths, fascist dictators, my boyfriend.

What's the difference between your boyfriend and whipped cream?

The cream

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What happens when you combine Rick & Morty with a Solar Flare?

You get Solar Morty and WOOOoooooo!

What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

How do you make a cat sounds like a dog?

Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire. !

What do you get when you put the entire South Carolina cheerleading team in one room?

A full set of teeth.

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit : Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone

What did the necropheliac say to her boyfriend?

Did rigor mortis just set in, or are you just happy to see me Edit: I'm an idiot