Morty Jokes

What do you call a Rick and Morty fan with a bronze medal?

Thirdperson.

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What happens when you combine Rick & Morty with a Solar Flare?

You get Solar Morty and WOOOoooooo!

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Set Jokes More Set Jokes

How do you make a cat go 'woof'?

Douse it in gasoline and set it alight.

How do you get a woman to pick cotton?

Set her tampon string on fire.

Rigor Jokes More Rigor Jokes

What did the necropheliac say to her boyfriend?

Did rigor mortis just set in, or are you just happy to see me Edit: I'm an idiot

Why did the zombie turtle have so much trouble dancing?

Rigor tortoise.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when a deadly rattle snake bit a witch ?

He died in agony !

What's the worst thing when being told you have Alzheimer's?

It doesn't just happen the once.

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combine a recliner with a fruit?

A chairy.

What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

How do you start a conversation with a bunch of idiots?

HELLLOOOOO AMERICA!

How do you excite an idiot?

I'll tell you later.

Rick Jokes More Rick Jokes

Why does everyone hate Will?

courtesy of my Uncle Rick

What do you call a Rick and Morty fan with a bronze medal?

Thirdperson.

Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?

He was a boar.

What did the girlfriend, say to her boyfriend, when he showed up for sushi?

Wha suh b?

Necropheliac Jokes More Necropheliac Jokes

Why wasn't Hamlet sad when his girlfriend drowned?

He was more of a necrOpheliac anyway.

What did the necropheliac say to her boyfriend?

Did rigor mortis just set in, or are you just happy to see me Edit: I'm an idiot