What's the one movie Rick won't ever let you borrow?

He won't ever give you *Up*. No I'll show myself out . . .

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Who's there ! Ben Hur! Ben Hur who ?

Ben Hur an hour - let me in!

Why did you leave your previous job?

ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.

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What type of movie does a blind person watch?

Black and black movies.

What's going on in this movie?

Him: Lin, I just hit play 90 seconds ago. Me: Wow! New record.

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What happens when you combine Rick & Morty with a Solar Flare?

You get Solar Morty and WOOOoooooo!

How many Ricks from TWD does it take to change a light bulb?

Carl gets shot in the face.

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What Pixar movie will Rick Astley never let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.

What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.