What's the one movie Rick won't ever let you borrow?

He won't ever give you *Up*. No I'll show myself out . . .

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Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she will "Let It Go.

What is the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea?

I would never let a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

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Why can't a dog clap in the middle of a movie?

Because it keeps hitting pause.

Why couldn't the orphan watch the movie?

Because it was PG

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What's the one movie Rick won't ever let you borrow?

He won't ever give you *Up*. No I'll show myself out . . .

What does Rick and the Llama have in common?

Caaaaarl!!

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What's it called when you borrow cheese from a friend?

taking out a provoloan

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".