How did the group of 4 dogs win the golf tournament?

They combined for 16 paws.

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How did 3 know 4 was a Ballerina?

He had a 2-2.

Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

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How did the barber win the race?

He knew a short cut.

Where did you get that?

The pig replies, "I won her in a raffle."

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What do you call a group of armed nuns enforcing the status quo?

a force of habit

What do you do if you're Fighting a group of circus performers?

Go for the juggler

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What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

What's worse than 16 dead babies nailed to a tree?

One dead baby nailed to 16 trees.

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

What do you get when you combine a black guy and an octopus?

nobody knows actually but it will be perfect for picking cotton.