What do Leonardo Dicaprio Babe Ruth have in common?

They both won when neither of them were competing against black people!

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Why do black people have white hands and feet?

Because everyone has a little bit of good in them.

Why do black people call each other "son"?

Well, you never know!

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What do you get when you win the laziest man in the world contest?

Atrophy.

What do you call the amount of time it takes to win an argument with a lawyer?

An attornity.

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What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

Why do churches ban Wi-Fi?

Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists